Bacon Toothpaste

Breakfast is one of the three best meals of the day. With selections like eggs, toast and bacon, you can’t go wrong with with the taste of breakfast. Sadly, those delicious morning tastes are wiped clear off your palate once you start brushing your teeth (we assume you brush your teeth). Well, no longer will you have to forego taste for hygiene with our bacon-flavored toothpaste. Just like mint toothpaste, it cleans your teeth, but now with a pleasant bacon flavor instead of sterile mint.